I came across this and thought it was funny!

A man and a wife go to the Mall together . . . . It's not long before they can't find each other. The wife gives up searching and finally calls her husband's cellphone. Where are you she asks? He replies: Remember that Jewelry store we went into a few years ago? The one where you fell in love with that diamond ring . . . and I told you I'd get it for you in a couple of years? The wife, tearing up, says, Yes, I do. Husband says, I'm in the Pub right next door to it.